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League of the Goose

est. 2009 · formerly 13 HFP
The Record Book

Fourteen seasons of glory and shame

Single-week records use regular-season games only (playoff rounds before 2019 were recorded as multi-week totals). Scoring rules changed twice, so I've split the score-based records into three eras — comparing a 2014 week to a 2024 week isn't fair to anybody. Jump to: records by era · the Luck Ledger.

🔥 Highest single weeks

#SeasonWkManagerPointsOpponentOpp pts
120215 Mike229 Drew151
220259 Mike212.34 Rick126.82
320235 Drew209.06 Cody108.72
4202111 Cody208 Neil124
520233 Bill206.78 Chris188.26
620205 Cody203 Rick134
720258 Cody202.34 Mike84.28
820214 Chris199 Rick139
920194 Chris199 Drew122
1020228 Mike198.62 Rick165.84

🥶 Lowest single weeks

#SeasonWkManagerPointsOpponentOpp pts
1201412 Neil29 Matt109
220143 Neil32 Chris77
320147 Neil37 Rick87
4201513 Rick42 Chris99
520136 Chris44 Rick102
6201511 Chris44 Matt100
720139 Drew45 Bill97
820144 Neil46 Bill128
9201512 Chris47 Drew52
10201611 Chris47 Drew64

💥 Biggest blowouts

SeasonWkWinner sideScoreOther sideScoreMargin
20258 Cody202.34 Mike84.28 118.06
202011 Drew173 Chris55 118
202311 Chris164.54 Mike56.2 108.34
20257 Chris181.04 Matt74.14 106.9
20169 Cody168 Chris65 103
20235 Drew209.06 Cody108.72 100.34
20129 Chris174 Cody77 97
20208 Bill148 Matt58 90
201912 Chris182 Matt95 87
20137 Cody145 Drew58 87

😱 Closest games

SeasonWkWinner sideScoreOther sideScoreMargin
202413 Matt135.88 Chris135.76 0.12
20247 Matt148.54 Bill147.7 0.84
20213 Bill146 Mike145 1
20207 Mike154 Bill153 1
201812 Neil119 Bill118 1
202010 Drew132 Matt131 1
20191 Cody122 Neil121 1
20187 Mike144 Bill143 1
20126 Cody90 Matt89 1
20165 Drew105 Mike104 1

🎇 Highest-scoring shootouts

SeasonWkWinner sideScoreOther sideScoreCombined
20233 Bill206.78 Chris188.26 395.04
20215 Mike229 Drew151 380
202012 Chris195 Matt181 376
20203 Bill196 Rick170 366
202313 Rick189.66 Chris175.78 365.44
20228 Mike198.62 Rick165.84 364.46
20245 Cody191.68 Drew157.82 349.5
20255 Cody175.28 Chris173.42 348.7
20191 Chris181 Mike166 347
20195 Mike192 Drew154 346

Best seasons by points

SeasonManagerTeamPFFinish
2023ChrisKholinar Axehounds 2059.261
2024DrewMultiple Scoregasms 1975.71
2025ChrisMcCordsville Owlbears 1939.761
2025NeilLLTPests 1880.12
2024CodyIndy Avengers 🏆🏆 1873.83
2025BillRiverboat Ganders 1871.13
2019Mike4th and Schlong 1869.04
2023BillRiverboat Ganders 1864.923
2023RickSissy That Jockstrap 1860.762
2024BillRiverboat Ganders 1845.942

Best regular seasons

SeasonManagerTeamRecordFinish
2023RickSissy That Jockstrap 11–22
2025BillRiverboat Ganders 10–33
2019Mike4th and Schlong 10–24
2015DrewMultiple Scoregasms 10–32
2014DrewMultiple Scoregasms 10–34
2013RickTeam rITTER 10–34
2023ChrisKholinar Axehounds 9–41
2025ChrisMcCordsville Owlbears 9–41
2024CodyIndy Avengers 🏆🏆 9–43
2024ChrisMcCordsville Owlbears 9–44

Records by era

PPR arrived in 2017 and keepers in 2020 (both straight from the archived league settings), so these are the fair comparison windows.

Standard era · 2012–2016 (league average 91.5/week)

Best weeks
SeasonWkManagerPts
20129Chris 174
20169Cody 168
201610Matt 159
20148Cody 156
201410Bill 153
Worst weeks
SeasonWkManagerPts
201412Neil 29
20143Neil 32
20147Neil 37
201513Rick 42
20136Chris 44
Best seasons by points
SeasonManagerPFFinish
2013Cody 1375.03
2014Bill 1328.02
2013Mike 1322.07
2015Drew 1320.02
2013Bill 1297.02

PPR era · 2017–2019 (league average 124.3/week)

Best weeks
SeasonWkManagerPts
20194Chris 199
20195Mike 192
20193Mike 191
20182Cody 188
20199Rick 187
Worst weeks
SeasonWkManagerPts
201710Chris 52
201711Mike 58
20183Matt 60
20174Neil 65
201710Mike 66
Best seasons by points
SeasonManagerPFFinish
2019Mike 1869.04
2019Chris 1804.01
2018Drew 1776.02
2018Bill 1614.01
2019Drew 1604.05

Keeper era · 2020–2025 (league average 134.6/week)

Best weeks
SeasonWkManagerPts
20215Mike 229
20259Mike 212.34
20235Drew 209.06
202111Cody 208
20233Bill 206.78
Worst weeks
SeasonWkManagerPts
202011Chris 55
202311Mike 56.2
20208Matt 58
202012Neil 65
202310Mike 65.7
Best seasons by points
SeasonManagerPFFinish
2023Chris 2059.261
2024Drew 1975.71
2025Chris 1939.761
2025Neil 1880.12
2024Cody 1873.83

⚖️ The Luck Ledger

I've been arguing for years that we need to take parity seriously. This table is the evidence. All-play is your record if you'd played all seven opponents every week — pure scoring, no schedule. Schedule luck is actual wins minus all-play wins: positive means the schedule handed you wins, negative means it took them. Opp overperformance is how far above their own season average your opponents played against you.

ManagerActual W%All-play W% Schedule luckClose games (≤10)Opp overperf
Neil.366 .403-6.5 20–28+1.8
Mike.509 .542-5.9 15–19+1.1
Drew.537 .557-3.5 14–21+0.5
Bill.563 .572-1.6 18–24-1.0
Chris.494 .480+2.4 16–19-0.5
Matt.437 .416+3.7 27–22+0.6
Rick.528 .499+4.7 22–21-1.7
Cody.557 .524+5.7 27–17-0.8

Sorted most-robbed first. Yes, that's Neil at the top — and it's why the wooden-spoon count below deserves an asterisk: since 2022 he's outscored half the league every year and still ate two spoons. The schedule did that, not Neil.

🔁 Longest streaks

ManagerLongest win streakSpanLongest skidSpan
Cody 102021 wk4 → 2022 wk1 72020 wk9 → 2021 wk3
Drew 102014 wk9 → 2015 wk5 62021 wk11 → 2022 wk4
Mike 102020 wk5 → 2021 wk2 72024 wk5 → 2024 wk11
Rick 92017 wk3 → 2017 wk11 72021 wk1 → 2021 wk7
Bill 82025 wk6 → 2025 wk13 62019 wk4 → 2019 wk9
Chris 62012 wk4 → 2012 wk10 62016 wk4 → 2016 wk9
Matt 62015 wk13 → 2016 wk6 82022 wk11 → 2023 wk6
Neil 42019 wk4 → 2019 wk7 212013 wk3 → 2014 wk10

💔 The Heartbreak Club

Finished the regular season in first, didn't win the title.

SeasonManagerTeamRecordFinal finish
2012ClarkPalm Olive 8–42
2013RickTeam rITTER 10–34
2014DrewMultiple Scoregasms 10–34
2015DrewMultiple Scoregasms 10–32
2018DrewDa Curse-ski 9–32
2019Mike4th and Schlong 10–24
2022Mike4th & Schlong 9–33
2023RickSissy That Jockstrap 11–22
2024CodyIndy Avengers 🏆🏆 9–43
2025BillRiverboat Ganders 10–33

🥄 The Wooden Spoon count

Last-place finishes, all time. Read alongside the Luck Ledger above — final rank includes consolation games, which is a rough way to measure anyone's season.

ManagerLast placesYears
Neil92012, 2013, 2014, 2016, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2023, 2024
Chris22017, 2018
Cody12022
Drew12025
Matt12015