14 seasons. Eight managers. One Goose.
I pulled every game, draft pick, and title since 2012 straight from the ESPN and Sleeper servers, cross-checked all of it, and put it here so we're arguing about opinions instead of facts. Yes, this is what I did with my free time.
Drafted September 6, 2026. Week 1 is next.
152 picks are on the board, 22 of them keepers. Draft order: 1. Chris · 2. Neil · 3. Bill · 4. Mike · 5. Drew · 6. Rick · 7. Cody · 8. Matt. Results land here as the weeks are played.
Champions wall
All-time standings
| Manager | Seasons | W | L | T | Win% | PPG | Titles | Finals | Playoffs | Avg finish | Luck* |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bill 🏆🏆🏆 | 14 | 97 | 75 | 3 | .554 | 122.4 | 3 | 9 | 12 | 2.5 | +3.2 |
| Chris 🏆🏆🏆 | 14 | 86 | 88 | 1 | .491 | 117.6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 4.21 | -1.6 |
| Matt 🏆🏆🏆 | 14 | 76 | 98 | 1 | .434 | 109.3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5.21 | -5.9 |
| Cody 🏆🏆 | 14 | 97 | 77 | 1 | .554 | 119.4 | 2 | 3 | 9 | 4.0 | +5.9 |
| Drew 🏆 | 14 | 93 | 80 | 2 | .531 | 119.9 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 4.43 | +2.5 |
| Rick 🏆 | 13 | 85 | 76 | 1 | .525 | 118.3 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 5.0 | +2.4 |
| Mike 🏆 | 14 | 88 | 85 | 2 | .503 | 118.9 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 4.29 | -0.3 |
| Neil | 14 | 64 | 111 | 0 | .366 | 109.4 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6.57 | -13.4 |
*Luck = actual wins minus Pythagorean expected wins (regular season). Positive = winning more than your points deserve. Finals = championship-game appearances. Records include every regular-season game played, 2026 included; seasons, titles and finishes count completed seasons. League-wide tables count the eight of us; Clark filled a chair in 2012 and keeps his own page.
The scoring era shift
Scoring rules changed the game twice: the 2017 bump and the 2018+ modern era. Cross-era point comparisons are unfair by roughly 40 points a week — the Record Book splits the score-based records by era.
League lore, quantified
- Bill has reached 9 of 14 championship games and won 3. Nobody else has been to more than 4.
- Neil is the league's unluckiest manager and it isn't close: -6.5 schedule-luck wins, all-time. See the Luck Ledger before you rag on him.
- Draft slot 8 has produced 5 of 14 champions.
- Longest win streak: Cody, 10 straight (2021 wk4 → 2022 wk1).
- 7 different managers have won a title. 3 of us have 3.
- Closest final ever: Cody 177–171 Clark in 2012.