Mike — League of the Goose

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Mike 🏆

1× champion (2020). 2 finals appearances.

All-time record

88–85–2

.503 · 118.9 PPG

Titles

2020

Playoff trips

7/14

avg finish 4.29

Career luck

-0.3

wins above Pythagorean expectation

Every game, season by season

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2026 4th & Schlong 0–0 in progress PF 0 · PA 0 · slot 4

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Draft class (board): R1 Ashton Jeanty · R2 Joe Burrow · R3 Ladd McConkey · R4 Tetairoa McMillan · R5 Davante Adams 🔒 · R6 Kyren Williams 🔒 · R7 Quinshon Judkins · R8 Josh Jacobs · R9 Brian Thomas · R10 Tee Higgins 🔒 · R11 DK Metcalf · R12 RJ Harvey · R13 Dalton Kincaid · R14 Cameron Dicker · R15 Isaiah Likely · R16 Kenny Gainwell · R17 Jared Goff · R18 New England Patriots · R19 De'Zhaun Stribling

2025 4th & Schlong 4–9 · seed 6 6th place PF 1710.3 · PA 1828.42 · slot 5

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Cody	104.98–120.62	L	-15.64	0–1	box
2	Rick	104.34–151.72	L	-47.38	0–2	box
3	Matt	126.64–137.32	L	-10.68	0–3	box
4	Chris	140.2–148.9	L	-8.7	0–4	box
5	Neil	152.8–98.32	W	+54.48	1–4	box
6	Drew	160.92–130.66	W	+30.26	2–4	box
7	Bill	119.22–141.06	L	-21.84	2–5	box
8	Cody	84.28–202.34	L	-118.06	2–6	box
9	Rick	212.34–126.82	W	+85.52	3–6	box
10	Matt	163.02–104.54	W	+58.48	4–6	box
11	Chris	119.1–149.84	L	-30.74	4–7	box
12	Neil	114.86–193.86	L	-79	4–8	box
13	Drew	107.6–122.42	L	-14.82	4–9	box
14	Drew Consolation · leg 1/2	114–97.04	W	+16.96	—	box
15	Drew Consolation · leg 2/2	105.14–154.92	L	-49.78	—	box
16	Matt Consolation · leg 1/2	68.72–46.04	W	+22.68	—	box
17	Matt Consolation · leg 2/2	82.18–86.6	L	-4.42	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Drake London · R2 Jalen Hurts · R3 Sam LaPorta · R4 Davante Adams · R4 James Conner · R5 Baker Mayfield · R6 Philadelphia Eagles · R6 DeVonta Smith · R7 Mark Andrews · R8 Kaleb Johnson · R8 Cameron Dicker · R9 Tyler Warren · R10 Jordan Addison · R11 Cam Skattebo · R12 Pittsburgh Steelers · R13 Jayden Higgins · R14 Josh Downs · R15 Luther Burden · R16 Rhamondre Stevenson · R17 Braelon Allen · R18 Cam Little · R19 Bhayshul Tuten

2024 4th & Schlong 3–10 · seed 8 5th place PF 1704.5 · PA 1850.04 · slot 8

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Rick	112.76–153.58	L	-40.82	0–1	box
2	Cody	130.2–97.92	W	+32.28	1–1	box
3	Matt	130.8–133.48	L	-2.68	1–2	box
4	Bill	157.5–129.76	W	+27.74	2–2	box
5	Chris	156.56–172.18	L	-15.62	2–3	box
6	Neil	132.38–162.8	L	-30.42	2–4	box
7	Drew	98.04–136.64	L	-38.6	2–5	box
8	Rick	133.54–148.62	L	-15.08	2–6	box
9	Cody	164.82–167	L	-2.18	2–7	box
10	Matt	86.88–126.9	L	-40.02	2–8	box
11	Bill	107.94–159.98	L	-52.04	2–9	box
12	Chris	157.52–127.92	W	+29.6	3–9	box
13	Neil	135.56–148.44	L	-12.88	3–10	box
14	Neil Consolation · leg 1/2	104.74–126.4	L	-21.66	—	box
15	Neil Consolation · leg 2/2	129.36–179.76	L	-50.4	—	box
16	Matt Consolation · leg 1/2	108.38–126.88	L	-18.5	—	box
17	Matt Consolation · leg 2/2	159.4–144.02	W	+15.38	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Derrick Henry 🔒 · R2 Travis Kelce 🔒 · R3 Jaylen Waddle 🔒 · R4 Kyren Williams · R5 C.J. Stroud · R6 DJ Moore · R7 DeVonta Smith · R8 Zay Flowers · R9 Justin Tucker · R10 Jordan Love · R11 Baltimore Ravens · R12 Tony Pollard · R13 Keon Coleman · R14 Dallas Goedert · R15 Brian Thomas · R16 Cleveland Browns · R17 Younghoe Koo · R18 Jerome Ford · R19 Blake Bortles

2023 Beat My AutoSHAFT 4–9 · seed 7 5th place PF 1545.96 · PA 1854.96 · slot 1

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Matt	129.64–120.46	W	+9.18	1–0	box
2	Rick	121.56–123.76	L	-2.2	1–1	box
3	Cody	106.26–172.76	L	-66.5	1–2	box
4	Chris	114.26–182.38	L	-68.12	1–3	box
5	Neil	135.62–155.12	L	-19.5	1–4	box
6	Drew	147.68–100.22	W	+47.46	2–4	box
7	Bill	148.74–162.16	L	-13.42	2–5	box
8	Matt	154.96–89.48	W	+65.48	3–5	box
9	Rick	136.12–130.82	W	+5.3	4–5	box
10	Cody	65.7–132.58	L	-66.88	4–6	box
11	Chris	56.2–164.54	L	-108.34	4–7	box
12	Neil	124.86–169.5	L	-44.64	4–8	box
13	Drew	104.36–151.18	L	-46.82	4–9	box
14	Cody Consolation · leg 1/2	93.76–133.02	L	-39.26	—	box
15	Cody Consolation · leg 2/2	88.32–106.38	L	-18.06	—	box
16	Matt Consolation · leg 1/2	106.8–148.18	L	-41.38	—	box
17	Matt Consolation · leg 2/2	85.08–147.74	L	-62.66	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Derrick Henry 🔒 · R2 Travis Kelce 🔒 · R3 Jaylen Waddle 🔒 · R4 Travis Etienne · R5 Rhamondre Stevenson · R6 Aaron Rodgers · R7 Tua Tagovailoa · R8 Terry McLaurin · R9 Christian Watson · R10 Philadelphia Eagles · R11 David Njoku · R12 Jaxon Smith-Njigba · R13 Jahan Dotson · R14 Kadarius Toney · R15 Samaje Perine · R16 Rashaad Penny · R17 Jerick McKinnon · R18 Younghoe Koo · R19 Dalton Kincaid

2022 4th & Schlong 9–3 · seed 1 3rd place PF 1803.42 · PA 1592.86 · slot 8

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Rick	139.18–114.62	W	+24.56	1–0	box
2	Matt	163.78–166.52	L	-2.74	1–1	box
3	Cody	131.6–119.76	W	+11.84	2–1	box
4	Drew	151.02–127.32	W	+23.7	3–1	box
5	Chris	174.06–133.02	W	+41.04	4–1	box
6	Bill	127.26–138.02	L	-10.76	4–2	box
7	Neil	158.24–153.68	W	+4.56	5–2	box
8	Rick	198.62–165.84	W	+32.78	6–2	box
9	Matt	150.9–115.32	W	+35.58	7–2	box
10	Cody	105.1–131.3	L	-26.2	7–3	box
11	Drew	142.34–90.1	W	+52.24	8–3	box
12	Chris	161.32–137.36	W	+23.96	9–3	box
13	Chris Semifinal · leg 1/2	79.12–161.8	L	-82.68	—	box
14	Chris Semifinal · leg 2/2	130.88–123.88	W	+7	—	box
15	Neil Semifinal · leg 1/2	151.96–175	L	-23.04	—	box
16	Neil Semifinal · leg 2/2	160.98–120.52	W	+40.46	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Derrick Henry · R2 Alvin Kamara · R3 Travis Kelce · R4 Josh Allen · R5 Mike Evans · R6 Tee Higgins · R7 Jaylen Waddle · R8 Joe Burrow · R9 Buffalo Bills · R10 Clyde Edwards-Helaire · R11 Justin Tucker · R12 Miles Sanders · R13 Damien Harris · R14 Tampa Bay Buccaneers · R15 Treylon Burks · R16 Robert Woods · R17 Albert Okwuegbunam · R18 Chase Claypool · R19 Rachaad White

2021 4th and Schlong 7–5 · seed 2 3rd place PF 1703 · PA 1493 · slot 6

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Rick	118–109	W	+9	1–0	box
2	Neil	198–137	W	+61	2–0	box
3	Bill	145–146	L	-1	2–1	box
4	Matt	142–87	W	+55	3–1	box
5	Drew	229–151	W	+78	4–1	box
6	Cody	124–127	L	-3	4–2	box
7	Chris	176–110	W	+66	5–2	box
8	Rick	146–161	L	-15	5–3	box
9	Neil	132–106	W	+26	6–3	box
10	Bill	93–163	L	-70	6–4	box
11	Matt	83–100	L	-17	6–5	box
12	Drew	117–96	W	+21	7–5	box
13	Bill Semifinal	296–317	L	-21	—	box
14	Drew Consolation	258–244	W	+14	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Derrick Henry 🔒 · R2 Alvin Kamara 🔒 · R3 Travis Kelce 🔒 · R4 Josh Allen · R5 Mike Evans · R6 Robert Woods · R7 Tyler Lockett · R8 Tee Higgins · R9 Buccaneers D/ST · R10 Harrison Butker · R11 William Fuller V · R12 Raheem Mostert · R13 Marquise Brown · R14 DJ Chark Jr. · R15 Mike Gesicki · R16 Bills D/ST · R17 Darnell Mooney · R18 Jamaal Williams · R19 Joe Burrow

2020 4th and Schlong 9–3 · seed 1 🏆 Champion PF 1781 · PA 1542 · slot 1

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Chris	135–152	L	-17	0–1	box
2	Neil	154–171	L	-17	0–2	box
3	Cody	198–144	W	+54	1–2	box
4	Rick	127–147	L	-20	1–3	box
5	Drew	170–146	W	+24	2–3	box
6	Matt	154–113	W	+41	3–3	box
7	Bill	154–153	W	+1	4–3	box
8	Chris	127–115	W	+12	5–3	box
9	Neil	125–89	W	+36	6–3	box
10	Cody	133–79	W	+54	7–3	box
11	Rick	159–118	W	+41	8–3	box
12	Drew	145–115	W	+30	9–3	box
13	Chris Semifinal	324–284	W	+40	—	box
14	Cody Final	365–309	W	+56	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Travis Kelce 🔒 · R2 Derrick Henry 🔒 · R3 Alvin Kamara 🔒 · R4 Chris Godwin · R5 Deshaun Watson · R6 James Conner · R7 Robert Woods · R8 Courtland Sutton · R9 Darren Waller · R10 Michael Gallup · R11 Devin Singletary · R12 Tarik Cohen · R13 Harrison Butker · R14 Diontae Johnson · R15 Steelers D/ST · R16 Duke Johnson · R17 Matthew Stafford · R18 Breshad Perriman · R19 Tevin Coleman

2019 4th and Schlong 10–2 · seed 1 4th place PF 1869 · PA 1553 · slot 3

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Chris	166–181	L	-15	0–1	box
2	Neil	166–89	W	+77	1–1	box
3	Cody	191–120	W	+71	2–1	box
4	Rick	136–120	W	+16	3–1	box
5	Drew	192–154	W	+38	4–1	box
6	Matt	147–149	L	-2	4–2	box
7	Bill	127–92	W	+35	5–2	box
8	Chris	149–124	W	+25	6–2	box
9	Neil	169–166	W	+3	7–2	box
10	Cody	139–136	W	+3	8–2	box
11	Rick	136–121	W	+15	9–2	box
12	Drew	151–101	W	+50	10–2	box
13	Bill Semifinal	295–315	L	-20	—	box
14	Cody Consolation	182–251	L	-69	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Alvin Kamara · R2 Travis Kelce · R3 Mike Evans · R4 Leonard Fournette · R5 Amari Cooper · R6 Deshaun Watson · R7 Derrick Henry · R8 Calvin Ridley · R9 Tarik Cohen · R10 Bills D/ST · R11 Hunter Henry · R12 Justin Tucker · R13 Kenyan Drake · R14 Will Fuller V · R15 Ben Roethlisberger · R16 Jamison Crowder · R17 Patriots D/ST · R18 LeSean McCoy · R19 Andrew Luck

2018 4th and Schlong 8–3–1 · seed 3 3rd place PF 1586 · PA 1447 · slot 7

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Chris	143–162	L	-19	0–1	box
2	Neil	112–114	L	-2	0–2	box
3	Cody	110–105	W	+5	1–2	box
4	Rick	153–105	W	+48	2–2	box
5	Drew	149–124	W	+25	3–2	box
6	Matt	131–77	W	+54	4–2	box
7	Bill	144–143	W	+1	5–2	box
8	Chris	128–104	W	+24	6–2	box
9	Neil	149–136	W	+13	7–2	box
10	Cody	132–115	W	+17	8–2	box
11	Rick	112–112	T	+0	8–2–1	box
12	Drew	123–150	L	-27	8–3–1	box
13	Bill Semifinal	257–269	L	-12	—	box
14	Neil Consolation	208–176	W	+32	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Antonio Brown · R2 Kareem Hunt · R3 Tom Brady · R4 Zach Ertz · R5 Jarvis Landry · R6 Joe Mixon · R7 Golden Tate · R8 Dion Lewis · R9 Justin Tucker · R10 Eagles D/ST · R11 Drew Brees · R12 Tarik Cohen · R13 David Njoku · R14 Will Fuller V · R15 James White · R16 Kenny Stills

2017 4th and Schlong 4–8 · seed 7 5th place PF 1177 · PA 1411 · slot 6

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Chris	100–117	L	-17	0–1	box
2	Neil	131–93	W	+38	1–1	box
3	Cody	117–116	W	+1	2–1	box
4	Rick	100–140	L	-40	2–2	box
5	Drew	99–132	L	-33	2–3	box
6	Matt	84–122	L	-38	2–4	box
7	Bill	112–99	W	+13	3–4	box
8	Chris	98–132	L	-34	3–5	box
9	Neil	132–107	W	+25	4–5	box
10	Cody	66–124	L	-58	4–6	box
11	Rick	58–138	L	-80	4–7	box
12	Drew	80–91	L	-11	4–8	box
13	Neil Consolation	202–194	W	+8	—	box
14	Matt Consolation	202–192	W	+10	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Tom Brady · R2 Devonta Freeman · R3 Amari Cooper · R4 T.Y. Hilton · R5 Marshawn Lynch · R6 Travis Kelce · R7 Dak Prescott · R8 Golden Tate · R9 Allen Robinson · R10 Danny Woodhead · R11 Matt Bryant · R12 Seahawks D/ST · R13 Paul Perkins · R14 Hunter Henry · R15 Vikings D/ST · R16 Matt Forte

2016 4th and Schlong 8–4 · seed 3 Runner-up PF 1139 · PA 957 · slot 7

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Chris	81–49	W	+32	1–0	box
2	Neil	102–89	W	+13	2–0	box
3	Cody	107–92	W	+15	3–0	box
4	Rick	87–88	L	-1	3–1	box
5	Drew	104–105	L	-1	3–2	box
6	Matt	67–76	L	-9	3–3	box
7	Bill	116–56	W	+60	4–3	box
8	Chris	96–65	W	+31	5–3	box
9	Neil	88–80	W	+8	6–3	box
10	Cody	112–63	W	+49	7–3	box
11	Rick	98–94	W	+4	8–3	box
12	Drew	81–100	L	-19	8–4	box
13	Bill Semifinal	180–177	W	+3	—	box
14	Matt Final	157–233	L	-76	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Todd Gurley · R2 Aaron Rodgers · R3 Dez Bryant · R4 Alshon Jeffery · R5 Demaryius Thomas · R6 Carlos Hyde · R7 Delanie Walker · R8 Broncos D/ST · R9 Melvin Gordon · R10 Adam Vinatieri · R11 Marvin Jones · R12 Marcus Mariota · R13 Tyler Lockett · R14 Jets D/ST · R15 Chris Ivory · R16 Sterling Shepard

2015 4th and Schlong 3–10 · seed 8 6th place PF 1070 · PA 1264 · slot 6

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Chris	76–104	L	-28	0–1	box
2	Neil	60–85	L	-25	0–2	box
3	Cody	146–110	W	+36	1–2	box
4	Drew	52–76	L	-24	1–3	box
5	Rick	58–82	L	-24	1–4	box
6	Bill	121–131	L	-10	1–5	box
7	Matt	65–93	L	-28	1–6	box
8	Chris	81–100	L	-19	1–7	box
9	Neil	96–85	W	+11	2–7	box
10	Cody	91–96	L	-5	2–8	box
11	Drew	81–70	W	+11	3–8	box
12	Rick	76–114	L	-38	3–9	box
13	Bill	67–118	L	-51	3–10	box
14	Matt Consolation	139–92	W	+47	—	box
15	Cody Consolation	125–225	L	-100	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Aaron Rodgers · R2 LeSean McCoy · R3 Jimmy Graham · R4 A.J. Green · R5 Mike Evans · R6 Lamar Miller · R7 Texans D/ST · R8 Keenan Allen · R9 Stephen Gostkowski · R10 Giovani Bernard · R11 Jordan Cameron · R12 Jarvis Landry · R13 Jets D/ST · R14 Allen Robinson · R15 Tre Mason · R16 Colin Kaepernick

2014 4th and Schlong 6–7 · seed 7 6th place PF 1173 · PA 1258 · slot 7

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Chris	108–88	W	+20	1–0	box
2	Neil	100–84	W	+16	2–0	box
3	Cody	76–123	L	-47	2–1	box
4	Drew	58–106	L	-48	2–2	box
5	Rick	93–82	W	+11	3–2	box
6	Bill	90–132	L	-42	3–3	box
7	Matt	59–87	L	-28	3–4	box
8	Chris	124–130	L	-6	3–5	box
9	Neil	109–73	W	+36	4–5	box
10	Cody	104–55	W	+49	5–5	box
11	Drew	61–107	L	-46	5–6	box
12	Rick	89–102	L	-13	5–7	box
13	Bill	102–89	W	+13	6–7	box
14	Neil Consolation	156–135	W	+21	—	box
15	Rick Consolation	138–144	L	-6	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Peyton Manning · R2 Calvin Johnson · R3 Alfred Morris · R4 Rob Gronkowski · R5 Seahawks D/ST · R6 Larry Fitzgerald · R7 Percy Harvin · R8 Ray Rice · R9 Nick Foles · R10 Dennis Pitta · R11 Mason Crosby · R12 Bengals D/ST · R13 Darren Sproles · R14 Cecil Shorts III · R15 Greg Jennings · R16 Terrell Owens

2013 4th and Schlong 6–7 · seed 5 7th place PF 1322 · PA 1173 · slot 1

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Chris	152–71	W	+81	1–0	box
2	Neil	89–106	L	-17	1–1	box
3	Cody	67–100	L	-33	1–2	box
4	Drew	149–93	W	+56	2–2	box
5	Rick	104–78	W	+26	3–2	box
6	Bill	87–98	L	-11	3–3	box
7	Matt	76–82	L	-6	3–4	box
8	Chris	83–62	W	+21	4–4	box
9	Neil	128–76	W	+52	5–4	box
10	Cody	124–74	W	+50	6–4	box
11	Drew	74–124	L	-50	6–5	box
12	Rick	91–108	L	-17	6–6	box
13	Bill	98–101	L	-3	6–7	box
14	Drew Consolation	158–230	L	-72	—	box
15	Neil Consolation	127–100	W	+27	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Adrian Peterson · R2 Peyton Manning · R3 Brandon Marshall · R4 Victor Cruz · R5 Stevan Ridley · R6 Tony Gonzalez · R7 Darren Sproles · R8 49ers D/ST · R9 Blair Walsh · R10 Ryan Mathews · R11 James Jones · R12 Tony Romo · R13 DeSean Jackson · R14 Jared Cook · R15 Rams D/ST · R16 Aaron Hernandez

2012 4th and Schlong 7–5–1 · seed 3 4th place PF 1227 · PA 1260 · slot 3

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Chris	100–90	W	+10	1–0	box
2	Neil	98–116	L	-18	1–1	box
3	Cody	94–67	W	+27	2–1	box
4	Drew	127–115	W	+12	3–1	box
5	Clark	94–83	W	+11	4–1	box
6	Bill	92–89	W	+3	5–1	box
7	Matt	128–111	W	+17	6–1	box
8	Chris	86–86	T	+0	6–1–1	box
9	Neil	66–82	L	-16	6–2–1	box
10	Cody	65–95	L	-30	6–3–1	box
11	Drew	91–86	W	+5	7–3–1	box
12	Clark	92–122	L	-30	7–4–1	box
13	Bill	94–118	L	-24	7–5–1	box
14	Cody Semifinal	175–213	L	-38	—	box
15	Chris Consolation	200–223	L	-23	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Aaron Rodgers · R2 Jamaal Charles · R3 Rob Gronkowski · R4 Victor Cruz · R5 DeMarco Murray · R6 49ers D/ST · R7 Steve Smith · R8 Stephen Gostkowski · R9 Jeremy Maclin · R10 Miles Austin · R11 Jay Cutler · R12 Torrey Smith · R13 Roy Helu · R14 Jacob Tamme · R15 Isaac Redman · R16 Randy Moss

Finish by season

Final finish, 1 (top) to 8. Gold = championship.

vs. the field

Rival	Record	Playoff series	Pt diff
Bill	8–12	1–3	-156
Chris	13–13–1	1–1	+30
Matt	8–11	0–1	+152
Cody	15–12	1–1	+4
Drew	15–12	—	+144
Rick	12–13–1	—	-35
Clark	1–1	—	-19
Neil	16–11	1–0	+193

Signature games

Streaks

Longest win streak: 10 (2020 wk5 → 2021 wk2)
Longest skid: 7 (2024 wk5 → 2024 wk11)

Draft profile

Early-round position mix (rounds 1–3, career, keepers excluded): RB 33% · QB 27% · WR 24% · TE 15%. First QB taken: round 3.0 on average. Every board is one click away in each season above.

Best value picks

Season	Rd	Player	Started pts
2022	4	Josh Allen	398.2
2021	4	Josh Allen	342.0
2019	6	Deshaun Watson	309.0
2020	5	Deshaun Watson	296.0
2024	4	Kyren Williams	272.1

Early picks that stung (0 = hurt, traded, or benched)

Season	Rd	Player	Started pts
2015	2	LeSean McCoy	119.0
2016	1	Todd Gurley	123.0
2014	2	Calvin Johnson	149.0
2017	2	Devonta Freeman	164.0
2025	1	Drake London	170.1