Neil

Franchise file

The last-place count badly overstates it: Neil is the league's unluckiest manager by every measure we track — worst schedule luck (-6.5 wins), worst close-game record, and opponents play their best games against him. Since 2022 he's outscored half the league every single year, and he took the 2025 final down to the wire.

All-time record

64–111

.366 · 109.4 PPG

Titles

still hunting

Playoff trips

4/14

avg finish 6.57

Career luck

-13.4

wins above Pythagorean expectation

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2026 LLTPests 0–0 in progress PF 0 · PA 0 · slot 2

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Draft class (board): R1 Drake London · R2 Chris Olave · R3 James Cook 🔒 · R4 Garrett Wilson · R5 D'Andre Swift · R6 Sam LaPorta · R7 Jahmyr Gibbs 🔒 · R8 Jaylen Warren · R9 Los Angeles Rams · R10 Brandon Aubrey · R11 Justin Herbert · R12 Michael Wilson · R13 Makai Lemon · R14 Blake Corum · R15 Drake Maye 🔒 · R16 Josh Downs · R17 Dallas Goedert · R18 Rachaad White · R19 Jakobi Meyers

2025 LLTPests 8–5 · seed 3 Runner-up PF 1880.1 · PA 1710.2 · slot 4

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Chris	110.6–148.02	L	-37.42	0–1	box
2	Bill	150.66–131.28	W	+19.38	1–1	box
3	Drew	164.88–112.1	W	+52.78	2–1	box
4	Cody	140.92–143.98	L	-3.06	2–2	box
5	Mike	98.32–152.8	L	-54.48	2–3	box
6	Matt	124.52–119.84	W	+4.68	3–3	box
7	Rick	169.18–137.16	W	+32.02	4–3	box
8	Chris	173.58–133.96	W	+39.62	5–3	box
9	Bill	117.46–177.3	L	-59.84	5–4	box
10	Drew	146.8–122.2	W	+24.6	6–4	box
11	Cody	116.94–121.06	L	-4.12	6–5	box
12	Mike	193.86–114.86	W	+79	7–5	box
13	Matt	172.38–95.64	W	+76.74	8–5	box
14	Bill Semifinal · leg 1/2	143.86–139.04	W	+4.82	—	box
15	Bill Semifinal · leg 2/2	164–151.16	W	+12.84	—	box
16	Chris Final · leg 1/2	154–173.42	L	-19.42	—	box
17	Chris Final · leg 2/2	105.24–130.72	L	-25.48	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Josh Jacobs · R2 James Cook · R3 Alvin Kamara · R4 Rashee Rice · R5 Courtland Sutton · R6 RJ Harvey · R7 Tony Pollard · R8 Quinshon Judkins · R9 Matthew Golden · R10 Stefon Diggs · R11 Jared Goff · R12 Khalil Shakir · R13 Jayden Reed · R14 Drake Maye · R15 Minnesota Vikings · R16 Harrison Butker · R17 Dallas Goedert · R18 Hunter Henry · R19 Najee Harris

2024 LLTPests 6–7 · seed 5 8th place PF 1797.58 · PA 1810.92 · slot 6

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Drew	128.94–124.28	W	+4.66	1–0	box
2	Bill	132.74–191.34	L	-58.6	1–1	box
3	Chris	99.9–109.56	L	-9.66	1–2	box
4	Cody	155.1–137.62	W	+17.48	2–2	box
5	Matt	130.64–132.92	L	-2.28	2–3	box
6	Mike	162.8–132.38	W	+30.42	3–3	box
7	Rick	143.56–79.02	W	+64.54	4–3	box
8	Drew	142.08–190.74	L	-48.66	4–4	box
9	Bill	132.14–137.76	L	-5.62	4–5	box
10	Chris	141.84–170.82	L	-28.98	4–6	box
11	Cody	133.84–142.94	L	-9.1	4–7	box
12	Matt	145.56–125.98	W	+19.58	5–7	box
13	Mike	148.44–135.56	W	+12.88	6–7	box
14	Mike Consolation · leg 1/2	126.4–104.74	W	+21.66	—	box
15	Mike Consolation · leg 2/2	179.76–129.36	W	+50.4	—	box
16	Rick Consolation · leg 1/2	184.2–84.56	W	+99.64	—	box
17	Rick Consolation · leg 2/2	141.4–123.68	W	+17.72	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Jahmyr Gibbs 🔒 · R2 A.J. Brown 🔒 · R3 Josh Jacobs 🔒 · R4 Davante Adams · R5 Patrick Mahomes · R6 Mark Andrews · R7 Stefon Diggs · R8 Harrison Butker · R9 Najee Harris · R10 San Francisco 49ers · R11 Jayden Reed · R12 Chris Godwin · R13 David Njoku · R14 Zack Moss · R15 Austin Ekeler · R16 Jameson Williams · R17 Jakobi Meyers · R18 Joshua Palmer · R19 Aaron Rodgers

2023 LLTPests 6–7 · seed 5 8th place PF 1835.54 · PA 1776.52 · slot 8

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Chris	79.1–137.16	L	-58.06	0–1	box
2	Bill	124.98–168	L	-43.02	0–2	box
3	Drew	120.48–131.96	L	-11.48	0–3	box
4	Matt	187.46–125.64	W	+61.82	1–3	box
5	Mike	155.12–135.62	W	+19.5	2–3	box
6	Cody	152.4–134	W	+18.4	3–3	box
7	Rick	134.76–138.5	L	-3.74	3–4	box
8	Chris	149.96–183.92	L	-33.96	3–5	box
9	Bill	158.58–124.4	W	+34.18	4–5	box
10	Drew	171.88–119.74	W	+52.14	5–5	box
11	Matt	103.2–119.06	L	-15.86	5–6	box
12	Mike	169.5–124.86	W	+44.64	6–6	box
13	Cody	128.12–134.66	L	-6.54	6–7	box
14	Matt Consolation · leg 1/2	120.18–119.54	W	+0.64	—	box
15	Matt Consolation · leg 2/2	140.42–126.74	W	+13.68	—	box
16	Cody Consolation · leg 1/2	140.64–112.2	W	+28.44	—	box
17	Cody Consolation · leg 2/2	126.48–113.8	W	+12.68	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Cooper Kupp 🔒 · R2 A.J. Brown 🔒 · R3 Jalen Hurts 🔒 · R4 Josh Jacobs · R5 Jahmyr Gibbs · R6 George Kittle · R7 Jonathan Taylor · R8 San Francisco 49ers · R9 Tyler Lockett · R10 Evan McPherson · R11 Christian Kirk · R12 Jerry Jeudy · R13 Jamaal Williams · R14 Harrison Butker · R15 JuJu Smith-Schuster · R16 Kirk Cousins · R17 Taysom Hill · R18 Baltimore Ravens · R19 Devin Singletary

2022 LLTPests 7–5 · seed 2 4th place PF 1692.42 · PA 1664.96 · slot 5

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Bill	148.32–157.1	L	-8.78	0–1	box
2	Chris	126.12–178.76	L	-52.64	0–2	box
3	Drew	147.7–120.7	W	+27	1–2	box
4	Cody	171.26–124.28	W	+46.98	2–2	box
5	Matt	141.86–110.56	W	+31.3	3–2	box
6	Rick	118.64–156.28	L	-37.64	3–3	box
7	Mike	153.68–158.24	L	-4.56	3–4	box
8	Bill	144.48–121.44	W	+23.04	4–4	box
9	Chris	134.74–114.3	W	+20.44	5–4	box
10	Drew	97.4–136.2	L	-38.8	5–5	box
11	Cody	150.8–141.94	W	+8.86	6–5	box
12	Matt	157.42–145.16	W	+12.26	7–5	box
13	Bill Semifinal · leg 1/2	144.8–176.62	L	-31.82	—	box
14	Bill Semifinal · leg 2/2	160.28–141.68	W	+18.6	—	box
15	Mike Semifinal · leg 1/2	175–151.96	W	+23.04	—	box
16	Mike Semifinal · leg 2/2	120.52–160.98	L	-40.46	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Cooper Kupp · R2 James Conner · R3 Jalen Hurts · R4 Adam Thielen · R5 A.J. Brown · R6 George Kittle · R7 Josh Jacobs · R8 Marquise Brown · R9 Michael Thomas · R10 Aaron Rodgers · R11 JuJu Smith-Schuster · R12 Devin Singletary · R13 Evan McPherson · R14 Baltimore Ravens · R15 James Cook · R16 Michael Carter · R17 Isaiah Spiller · R18 Hunter Henry · R19 Skyy Moore

2021 LongLive ThePests 3–9 · seed 8 8th place PF 1448 · PA 1727 · slot 4

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Bill	161–152	W	+9	1–0	box
2	Mike	137–198	L	-61	1–1	box
3	Rick	147–141	W	+6	2–1	box
4	Cody	109–136	L	-27	2–2	box
5	Chris	96–107	L	-11	2–3	box
6	Matt	141–135	W	+6	3–3	box
7	Drew	130–144	L	-14	3–4	box
8	Bill	94–124	L	-30	3–5	box
9	Mike	106–132	L	-26	3–6	box
10	Rick	85–112	L	-27	3–7	box
11	Cody	124–208	L	-84	3–8	box
12	Chris	118–138	L	-20	3–9	box
13	Chris Consolation	192–207	L	-15	—	box
14	Matt Consolation	185–233	L	-48	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Michael Thomas 🔒 · R2 Calvin Ridley 🔒 · R3 Adam Thielen 🔒 · R4 Clyde Edwards-Helaire · R5 Dak Prescott · R6 Miles Sanders · R7 Cooper Kupp · R8 Myles Gaskin · R9 T.J. Hockenson · R10 Chase Claypool · R11 Justin Tucker · R12 Jalen Hurts · R13 Commanders D/ST · R14 James Conner · R15 Cole Beasley · R16 Mecole Hardman · R17 David Johnson · R18 Mike Williams · R19 Tua Tagovailoa

2020 Biden Boyzzz 5–7 · seed 7 8th place PF 1387 · PA 1561 · slot 5

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Cody	107–135	L	-28	0–1	box
2	Mike	171–154	W	+17	1–1	box
3	Chris	114–123	L	-9	1–2	box
4	Matt	174–142	W	+32	2–2	box
5	Bill	133–129	W	+4	3–2	box
6	Rick	105–108	L	-3	3–3	box
7	Drew	131–124	W	+7	4–3	box
8	Cody	99–178	L	-79	4–4	box
9	Mike	89–125	L	-36	4–5	box
10	Chris	100–82	W	+18	5–5	box
11	Matt	99–124	L	-25	5–6	box
12	Bill	65–137	L	-72	5–7	box
13	Matt Consolation	287–294	L	-7	—	box
14	Rick Consolation	184–285	L	-101	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Michael Thomas 🔒 · R2 George Kittle 🔒 · R3 Adam Thielen 🔒 · R4 Dak Prescott · R5 Melvin Gordon III · R6 Kareem Hunt · R7 Phillip Lindsay · R8 Calvin Ridley · R9 Marvin Jones Jr. · R10 Leonard Fournette · R11 N'Keal Harry · R12 Jared Cook · R13 Jerry Jeudy · R14 Preston Williams · R15 Patriots D/ST · R16 Wil Lutz · R17 Mecole Hardman · R18 Jared Goff · R19 Joe Burrow

2019 Hillary Supporters 5–7 · seed 5 8th place PF 1565 · PA 1660 · slot 4

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Cody	121–122	L	-1	0–1	box
2	Mike	89–166	L	-77	0–2	box
3	Chris	123–157	L	-34	0–3	box
4	Matt	105–88	W	+17	1–3	box
5	Bill	158–150	W	+8	2–3	box
6	Rick	140–90	W	+50	3–3	box
7	Drew	139–136	W	+3	4–3	box
8	Cody	130–177	L	-47	4–4	box
9	Mike	166–169	L	-3	4–5	box
10	Chris	139–129	W	+10	5–5	box
11	Matt	101–107	L	-6	5–6	box
12	Bill	154–169	L	-15	5–7	box
13	Rick Consolation	239–267	L	-28	—	box
14	Matt Consolation	251–334	L	-83	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Michael Thomas · R2 Tyreek Hill · R3 Adam Thielen · R4 George Kittle · R5 James White · R6 David Montgomery · R7 Baker Mayfield · R8 DJ Moore · R9 Phillip Lindsay · R10 Jarvis Landry · R11 Emmanuel Sanders · R12 Drew Brees · R13 Latavius Murray · R14 Peyton Barber · R15 Marvin Jones Jr. · R16 Jordan Reed · R17 Michael Badgley · R18 Titans D/ST · R19 Texans D/ST

2018 Hillary Supporters 7–5 · seed 4 4th place PF 1488 · PA 1470 · slot 2

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Cody	139–96	W	+43	1–0	box
2	Mike	114–112	W	+2	2–0	box
3	Chris	123–110	W	+13	3–0	box
4	Matt	136–138	L	-2	3–1	box
5	Bill	96–138	L	-42	3–2	box
6	Rick	123–129	L	-6	3–3	box
7	Drew	131–126	W	+5	4–3	box
8	Cody	131–115	W	+16	5–3	box
9	Mike	136–149	L	-13	5–4	box
10	Chris	105–102	W	+3	6–4	box
11	Matt	135–137	L	-2	6–5	box
12	Bill	119–118	W	+1	7–5	box
13	Drew Semifinal	235–293	L	-58	—	box
14	Mike Consolation	176–208	L	-32	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 David Johnson · R2 Michael Thomas · R3 Rob Gronkowski · R4 Adam Thielen · R5 Deshaun Watson · R6 Kenyan Drake · R7 Brandin Cooks · R8 Lamar Miller · R9 Alex Smith · R10 Emmanuel Sanders · R11 T.J. Yeldon · R12 Sterling Shepard · R13 Adrian Peterson · R14 Pierre Garcon · R15 Chris Boswell · R16 Steelers D/ST

2017 Hillary Supporters 2–10 · seed 8 7th place PF 1172 · PA 1458 · slot 5

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Cody	84–110	L	-26	0–1	box
2	Mike	93–131	L	-38	0–2	box
3	Chris	124–118	W	+6	1–2	box
4	Matt	65–123	L	-58	1–3	box
5	Bill	75–158	L	-83	1–4	box
6	Rick	86–94	L	-8	1–5	box
7	Drew	127–132	L	-5	1–6	box
8	Cody	87–112	L	-25	1–7	box
9	Mike	107–132	L	-25	1–8	box
10	Chris	115–52	W	+63	2–8	box
11	Matt	119–124	L	-5	2–9	box
12	Bill	90–172	L	-82	2–10	box
13	Mike Consolation	194–202	L	-8	—	box
14	Chris Consolation	191–141	W	+50	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Julio Jones · R2 Brandin Cooks · R3 Doug Baldwin · R4 Jordan Reed · R5 Cam Newton · R6 Theo Riddick · R7 Bilal Powell · R8 Jamison Crowder · R9 Adrian Peterson · R10 Chris Hogan · R11 Adam Thielen · R12 Derek Carr · R13 Cole Beasley · R14 Giants D/ST · R15 Dustin Hopkins · R16 Rishard Matthews

2016 Shadiest Knoll Chomos 2–10 · seed 7 8th place PF 1034 · PA 1199 · slot 2

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Cody	104–98	W	+6	1–0	box
2	Mike	89–102	L	-13	1–1	box
3	Chris	77–95	L	-18	1–2	box
4	Matt	96–119	L	-23	1–3	box
5	Bill	88–103	L	-15	1–4	box
6	Rick	101–143	L	-42	1–5	box
7	Drew	84–92	L	-8	1–6	box
8	Cody	104–64	W	+40	2–6	box
9	Mike	80–88	L	-8	2–7	box
10	Chris	68–99	L	-31	2–8	box
11	Matt	56–88	L	-32	2–9	box
12	Bill	87–108	L	-21	2–10	box
13	Chris Consolation	133–146	L	-13	—	box
14	Drew Consolation	130–178	L	-48	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Cam Newton · R2 Doug Martin · R3 Lamar Miller · R4 Amari Cooper · R5 Jordan Reed · R6 Keenan Allen · R7 Julian Edelman · R8 Donte Moncrief · R9 Jeremy Maclin · R10 John Brown · R11 Andy Dalton · R12 T.J. Yeldon · R13 DeSean Jackson · R14 LeGarrette Blount · R15 Cardinals D/ST · R16 Blair Walsh

2015 Shadiest Knoll Chomos 6–7 · seed 2 3rd place PF 1204 · PA 1189 · slot 5

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Cody	58–76	L	-18	0–1	box
2	Mike	85–60	W	+25	1–1	box
3	Chris	120–75	W	+45	2–1	box
4	Bill	61–107	L	-46	2–2	box
5	Matt	96–106	L	-10	2–3	box
6	Drew	106–65	W	+41	3–3	box
7	Rick	79–102	L	-23	3–4	box
8	Cody	108–120	L	-12	3–5	box
9	Mike	85–96	L	-11	3–6	box
10	Chris	91–77	W	+14	4–6	box
11	Bill	71–77	L	-6	4–7	box
12	Matt	94–90	W	+4	5–7	box
13	Drew	150–138	W	+12	6–7	box
14	Bill Semifinal	191–230	L	-39	—	box
15	Rick Consolation	173–133	W	+40	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 DeMarco Murray · R2 Peyton Manning · R3 Odell Beckham Jr. · R4 Randall Cobb · R5 DeAndre Hopkins · R6 Frank Gore · R7 Dwayne Allen · R8 Andre Johnson · R9 T.J. Yeldon · R10 Arian Foster · R11 C.J. Spiller · R12 Owen Daniels · R13 Doug Martin · R14 Ravens D/ST · R15 Dan Bailey · R16 Blake Bortles

2014 Shadiest Knoll Chomos 1–12 · seed 8 8th place PF 754 · PA 1293 · slot 1

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Cody	64–89	L	-25	0–1	box
2	Mike	84–100	L	-16	0–2	box
3	Chris	32–77	L	-45	0–3	box
4	Bill	46–128	L	-82	0–4	box
5	Matt	80–113	L	-33	0–5	box
6	Drew	52–104	L	-52	0–6	box
7	Rick	37–87	L	-50	0–7	box
8	Cody	72–156	L	-84	0–8	box
9	Mike	73–109	L	-36	0–9	box
10	Chris	53–66	L	-13	0–10	box
11	Bill	79–65	W	+14	1–10	box
12	Matt	29–109	L	-80	1–11	box
13	Drew	53–90	L	-37	1–12	box
14	Mike Consolation	135–156	L	-21	—	box
15	Cody Consolation	103–150	L	-47	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Johnny Manziel · R2 A.J. Green · R3 Brandon Marshall · R4 Reggie Bush · R5 Ryan Mathews · R6 C.J. Spiller · R7 Michael Floyd · R8 Julian Edelman · R9 Jason Witten · R10 Reggie Wayne · R11 Robert Griffin · R12 Maurice Jones-Drew · R13 Sammy Watkins · R14 Mike Evans · R15 Phil Dawson · R16 Patriots D/ST

2013 Shadiest Knoll Chomos 1–12 · seed 8 8th place PF 899 · PA 1241 · slot 6

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Cody	72–106	L	-34	0–1	box
2	Mike	106–89	W	+17	1–1	box
3	Chris	65–102	L	-37	1–2	box
4	Bill	77–117	L	-40	1–3	box
5	Matt	60–81	L	-21	1–4	box
6	Drew	69–82	L	-13	1–5	box
7	Rick	84–93	L	-9	1–6	box
8	Cody	49–110	L	-61	1–7	box
9	Mike	76–128	L	-52	1–8	box
10	Chris	70–84	L	-14	1–9	box
11	Bill	54–94	L	-40	1–10	box
12	Matt	48–70	L	-22	1–11	box
13	Drew	69–85	L	-16	1–12	box
14	Chris Consolation	133–185	L	-52	—	box
15	Mike Consolation	100–127	L	-27	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Aaron Rodgers · R2 Roddy White · R3 Frank Gore · R4 Andre Johnson · R5 Dwayne Bowe · R6 David Wilson · R7 Owen Daniels · R8 Lamar Miller · R9 Steve Johnson · R10 Eli Manning · R11 Pierre Garcon · R12 Mark Ingram · R13 Phil Dawson · R14 Ravens D/ST · R15 Ben Tate · R16 Kenny Britt

2012 Shadiest Knoll Chomos 5–8 · seed 7 8th place PF 988 · PA 1156 · slot 5

Wk	Opponent	Score		Margin	Record
1	Cody	73–80	L	-7	0–1	box
2	Mike	116–98	W	+18	1–1	box
3	Chris	93–63	W	+30	2–1	box
4	Bill	78–76	W	+2	3–1	box
5	Matt	49–121	L	-72	3–2	box
6	Drew	68–99	L	-31	3–3	box
7	Clark	98–114	L	-16	3–4	box
8	Cody	57–121	L	-64	3–5	box
9	Mike	82–66	W	+16	4–5	box
10	Chris	73–80	L	-7	4–6	box
11	Bill	64–55	W	+9	5–6	box
12	Matt	77–92	L	-15	5–7	box
13	Drew	60–91	L	-31	5–8	box
14	Bill Consolation	203–233	L	-30	—	box
15	Matt Consolation	135–262	L	-127	—	box

Draft class (board): R1 Chris Johnson · R2 Mike Wallace · R3 Cam Newton · R4 Darren McFadden · R5 Vernon Davis · R6 DeSean Jackson · R7 Steve Johnson · R8 Mason Crosby · R9 Jonathan Stewart · R10 Alex Smith · R11 Jason Witten · R12 Seahawks D/ST · R13 Toby Gerhart · R14 Reggie Wayne · R15 Andrew Luck · R16 Rashad Jennings

Finish by season

Final finish, 1 (top) to 8. Gold = championship.

vs. the field

Rival	Record	Playoff series	Pt diff
Bill	10–18	1–2	-626
Chris	11–17	0–1	-198
Matt	10–17	—	-159
Cody	8–20	—	-448
Drew	10–12	0–1	-77
Rick	4–10	—	-57
Mike	11–16	0–1	-193
Clark	0–1	—	-16

Signature games

Streaks

Longest win streak: 4 (2019 wk4 → 2019 wk7)
Longest skid: 21 (2013 wk3 → 2014 wk10)

Draft profile

Early-round position mix (rounds 1–3, career, keepers excluded): WR 47% · RB 31% · QB 19% · TE 3%. First QB taken: round 5.3 on average. Every board is one click away in each season above.

Best value picks

Season	Rd	Player	Started pts
2022	7	Josh Jacobs	328.3
2021	7	Cooper Kupp	309.0
2022	5	A.J. Brown	299.6
2024	5	Patrick Mahomes	283.0
2018	4	Adam Thielen	277.0

Early picks that stung (0 = hurt, traded, or benched)

Season	Rd	Player	Started pts
2014	1	Johnny Manziel	0.0
2013	2	Roddy White	1.0
2016	2	Doug Martin	11.0
2015	1	DeMarco Murray	18.0
2015	2	Peyton Manning	72.0