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League of the Goose

est. 2009 ยท formerly 13 HFP
The complete record ยท 2012โ€“2025

Fourteen seasons. Eight managers. One Goose.

I pulled every game, draft pick, and title since 2012 straight from the ESPN and Sleeper servers, cross-checked all of it, and put it here so we're arguing about opinions instead of facts. Yes, this is what I did with my free time. The 2026 draft is coming.

Reigning champion
Chris
McCordsville Owlbears ยท 2025
Most titles
Bill ยท Chris ยท Matt
3 championships each
Games recorded
844
14 seasons ยท 1,960 draft picks
All-time points
163,368
regular-season points scored

Champions wall

2012
Cody
Indianapolis Bacon
2013
Matt
Catholic Crusaders
2014
Matt
Catholic Crusaders
2015
Bill
Riverboat Gamblers 121314
2016
Matt
Catholic Crusaders
2017
Rick
Sam's Club
2018
Bill
Riverboat Ganders
2019
Chris
Ditch the Commish
2020
Mike
4th and Schlong
2021
Cody
Indianapolis Avengers
2022
Bill
Riverboat Ganders
2023
Chris
Kholinar Axehounds
2024
Drew
Multiple Scoregasms
2025
Chris
McCordsville Owlbears

All-time standings

ManagerSeasonsWLT Win%PPGTitlesFinals PlayoffsAvg finishLuck*
Bill ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† 14 97753 .554 122.4 3 9 12 2.5 +3.2
Chris ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† 14 86881 .491 117.6 3 4 8 4.21 -1.6
Matt ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† 14 76981 .434 109.3 3 3 3 5.21 -5.9
Cody ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† 14 97771 .554 119.4 2 3 9 4.0 +5.9
Drew ๐Ÿ† 14 93802 .531 119.9 1 3 8 4.43 +2.5
Rick ๐Ÿ† 13 85761 .525 118.3 1 2 4 5.0 +2.4
Mike ๐Ÿ† 14 88852 .503 118.9 1 2 7 4.29 -0.3
Neil 14 641110 .366 109.4 0 1 4 6.57 -13.4

*Luck = actual wins minus Pythagorean expected wins (regular season). Positive = winning more than your points deserve. Finals = championship-game appearances. League-wide tables count the eight of us; Clark filled a chair in 2012 and keeps his own page.

The scoring era shift

Avg weekly score by season
86100114127141121416182022242512: 9313: 91.514: 90.915: 89.916: 92.117: 111.618: 126.819: 134.520: 130.821: 131.522: 137.323: 136.324: 137.425: 133.9133.9
Average points per team-week, regular season.

Scoring rules changed the game twice: the 2017 bump and the 2018+ modern era. Cross-era point comparisons are unfair by roughly 40 points a week โ€” the Record Book notes eras where it matters.

League lore, quantified

  • Bill has reached 9 of 14 championship games and won 3. Nobody else has been to more than 4.
  • Neil is the league's unluckiest manager and it isn't close: -6.5 schedule-luck wins, all-time. See the Luck Ledger before you rag on him.
  • Draft slot 8 has produced 5 of 14 champions.
  • Longest win streak: Cody, 10 straight (2021 wk4 โ†’ 2022 wk1).
  • Seven different managers have won a title. Three of us have three.
  • Closest final ever: Cody 177โ€“171 Clark in 2012.